I’m so sorry, but here are Ted Cruz’s favorite pornos


Sept. 11 will forever be remembered as the day close to 3,000 Americans were murdered, and Senator Ted Cruz faved a porn video on Twitter.

Many were shocked that Cruz, who once famously argued against solo masturbation, masturbated to anything besides the sound of his own voice on the Senate floor. Alas, it appears that the Senator has a long-suppressed interest in conservative "erotica," never seen before today.

As Ted knows better than anyone else, it's not the size of the government that matters, it's the width. Read more...

More about Watercooler, Humor, Ted Cruz, Culture, and Web Culture
0 replies

Leave a Reply

Want to join the discussion?
Feel free to contribute!

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *