Completely not-high John Mayer just wonders if purple horses existed


On Wednesday, musician, Fifth Harmony stan, and prolific tweeter John Mayer asked a probing question: What if purple horses used to exist?

Yes, announcing that he was not high, Mayer tweeted the following:

No I am not high. I am simply wondering if there was once every color of every animal but the ones that clashed with nature were eaten.

— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) March 29, 2017

Sounds like a Katy Perry music video! 

Understandably, the internet is skeptical about Mayer’s theory. It is, however, united in the belief that rainbow animals would look cool. Read more…

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